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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 12:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Don’t Miss This Rare Chance to See the Milky Way’s Glowing Core - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Verdict in trial of Rays shortstop Wander Franco to come Thursday - Tampa Bay Times

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

What’s Behind PayPal’s Will Ferrell Ads? - WSJ

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Chiefs trivia: Your in-5 daily game, Friday edition - Arrowhead Pride

No go.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the most eccentric thing you own? How did you get it?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

So they tried